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The Terrain of Madame Blavatsky
He didn't
want his kids to know that he was going to see a woman who channeled angels,
so he took them to school early, and went home to put on clothes that would
disguise him since--in a small way--he was known around town. He kept it simple:
A long coat he didn't usually wear, a scarf he could put over his face. His
housekeeper, Asuncia Martinez, had already arrived from her apartment in the
Mission. She was sitting in the kitchen staring at a garden she had helped
him plant two years ago and didn’t notice his outfit.
Mrs.
Martinez, would you like some breakfast. It was a question he'd begun to ask
every morning.
No,
no, por favor. Mrs. Martinez was a small, plain woman with luminous eyes.
She wore a black shawl, a black dress and a cross around her neck. Since she'd
discovered her daughter was missing in Colombia, she spent most of her time
staring at the unkempt garden and crying. Sometimes she worked her rosary.
Occasionally she lit candles. He did the cooking and cleaning.
We should
plant the garden soon, he said, gesturing towards the bean pole. We could have
a great winter garden.
Si.
Yes. We should. Mrs. Martinez often spoke in subtitles, and he'd learned a
lot of Spanish that way, helping his fluency as a talk-show host. He spooned
the the kids’ oatmeal into a bowl and brought it to Mrs. Martinez.
Try some anyway. She shook her head.
Why don't you just let her go? his friend Charlie had asked
him. Charlie of the cocaine and crazy ways. Charlie didn't have kids. He didn't
understand. You don't buy love, he'd said to him.
Before he
left he stared in the mirror and wondered if he looked anonymous, or merely
strange. year earlier he would have asked Mrs. Martinez how he
looked and she would tell him Un poco too strange. Or:
Strange, but in a very nice way. He stuffed the scarf in his pocket and
gave Mrs. Martinez money in case she wanted to buy food or candles. He she
would.
He
and Charlie were talk-show hosts for the same radio station,
and it was because of Charlie he’d discovered the woman who channeled
angels. talk-show hosts for the same radio station and Charlie
left her pamphlet in the reception room. As soon as he read it,
he thought of Mrs. Martinez:
Have you ever prayed to angels or wished you
could? Do you get solace from a belief in the miraculously divine?
Are you aware of 'guiding forces'? If you have
answered 'yes' to any of these questions, you will welcome my
help! I am an experienced angel channeler and can direct
you to higher powers which will give you solutions
to your most personal, heart-wrenching needs. Special rates
for house visits, and 'angel purification' ceremonies. Call Roxanne,
861-ANGE to make an appointment.
Roxanne,
the angel channeler, was photographed in blurry light: She had
starlit hair and diamond earrings. He assumed Charlie had interviewed
her, but Charlie said, he’d left it in the waiting room as a
joke.
People are nervous before they come on. I want them to lighten
them up.
What if
they believe in angels?
Then they'd
feel all good and mushy inside. Charlie noticed he’d stuffed the pamphlet
in his pocket. You don't believe in all that crap, do you?
He’d said
no, he was doing research.
Roxanne,
the angel channeler, lived in the fog-belt of San Francisco.
Her house, a small grey Victorian with one turret, was next to
other tiny houses surrounded by mist. There was a knocker
on her door in the shape of wings. He held it in the middle,
where an angel's spine would be.
Hello! said
a thin voice when he knocked. Can you give me five minutes? This last one had
a lot to say.
Sure, he
said. But I’m on a break.
What do
you do? the thin voice asked.
I happen
to be an English teacher.
Cool. That
was my favorite subject.
He
waited on her steps reading a school bulletin, something about parent's night,
something about a raffle for his youngest son’s soccer team. He was always
getting bulletins from the school and never had time to go. He jotted down
dates, just in case. Soon the door opened and there was Roxanne, who didn’t
look at all like her picture: Her hair was short with green streaks. Both eyebrows
had silver rings. Her nose had a silver star. She wore a black T-shirt with
cuffs rolled up, and a long rust-colored velour skirt with a slit up the left
side. She was short, thin, maybe twenty-three. She reached out a small white
hand.
I'm
sorry to be late. But if I don't pause properly, I might get the wrong angel.
She's
a nut, he thought, following her down a peach-colored corridor. They came
to a parlor with climbing-rose wallpaper, Roxanne waved to an overstuffed chair, he
sat down, and Roxanne sat opposite him. He'd been prepared for dreamy eyes.
Hers were small and sharp.
What are
you thinking? she asked.
That you
don't look like your picture.
I know.
Angels don't like Victorian stuff. People just think they do. She gestured
toward the silk pillows and pie-bald velvet furniture. Pretty soon I'm going
to get rid of this stuff and do everything over in black and chrome.
She leaned forward, reminding him of his daughter, Sylvie, when
she wanted a ride to the mall. I only got that funky photograph
because I thought I should ride the crest, she said. Then my
face went punk and my body followed.
What's the
crest?
You know.
Whatever people believe in these days. Ideas that fly by at a hundred miles
an hour.
You mean
the zeitgeist?
The what-geist?
I'd rather call it the crest. Anyway,--she sipped Coke from a piecrust table--how
come you're here?
It's
about my housekeeper. She's unhappy and I thought you could help. You
mean it's not about you? Roxanne looked concerned, even angry. You
mean you came to talk about someone else?
Well in
a sense it really is about me. What I mean is that my wife left me about three
years ago and this woman has taken care of my kids ever since. But her daughter
in Colombia has disappeared and she can't cook, or eat and or even sleep. All
she does is cry. He was close to tears himself.
Roxanne
looked at the ceiling as though talking to invisible spirits.
Mr. Rose,
she said in a tone that made him sorry he hadn't told her his real name. Mr.
Rose, let me be honest: In all my years as an angel-channeler--and I've had
a few—I’ve found that people who want to hook other people up with
angels are always concerned with themselves. To be blunt,--she
took another sip of Coke
--these people need an excuse to find their own personal angel
and they hide behind some other person's problems. I'm really
sorry to say this, Mr. Rose, but that's been my experience.
He looked
at the plush couch, lamps with pink silk fringes, crystals dangling
from lace-curtained windows and a filagreed lamp that was creepily arcane.
The book on the piecrust table was a large black book called The Terrain
of Madame Blavatsky. It must be old: the gold of the title was peeling.
I'm sorry,
he said, but it really is about my housekeeper. I don't mind doing
the cleaning, or cooking. It's just terrible having my kids see her so unhappy..
They love her, they care about her. And all she does is cry.
Then
why don't you get someone else?
Get
someone else?
Yeah. Put
an ad in the paper and get someone else.
Roxanne,
how old are you?
Twenty-two
and a half.
Have you
ever had kids?
No.
Then
you don't understand: Mrs. Martinez is all my kids know. Besides. We love her.
For
a moment Roxanne's face softened, as if lit by interior light. Why didn't you
just send her then?
I feel protective.
I need to check you out.
Check me
out? Listen to that: He needs to check me out. Roxanne looked at some invisible
presence on the ceiling. Needed to check me out, she said again.
So you won't
help?
Roxanne
closed her eyes. Mr. Rose, please be quiet. Your personal angel has arrived.
The
room was hot. He thought he smelled incense and started to sweat. He
felt trapped in mud, brick, lime---whatever was in the walls of the tiny run-down
house.
Mr.
Rose, please. Don't move around. I'm channeliing. Roxanne fluttered her eyelids.
Her fingers trembled.
I should go, he thought. I should get out this minute. He
shifted in his chair, a first step in getting up. Don't leave! Roxanne commanded.
If you leave, your personal angel will be very upset.
She was
still trembling. Her eyelids moved like butterflies. Oh my, she said
in a quiet voice. Your angel is giving me some information we're going to have
to clear up right now. He's telling me you're traveling under an alias. He's
telling me you really aren't Mr. Rose. Your last name starts with an S and
you're pretending to be someone else because you feel weird about seeing me.
She opened her eyes and looked at him. Is that right?
Yes,
he said. The word flew out, unbidden.
Good. That's
what your angel says, and I'm glad you agree. You don't have to tell me your
real name. You just have to tell me the truth. If you don't want to tell the
truth, don't say anything. Okay?
Okay.
Thank you.
Your angel understands. Roxanne frowned. Are you cynical?
I'd rather
say I was skeptical.
Skeptical,
she said, closing her eyes. That's probably why you used an alias.
What?
It doesn't
matter. Your angel told me not to get into this sort of thing with you. He
says he wouldn't be helpful. Her head was against the back of the chair. There
were beads of sweat around her mouth. Even if she were a quack, he saw she
was exerting tremendous effort. Mr. S, she said, this is what your angel is
telling me: Your problem isn't your housekeeper. It's you.
I should
leave, he thought again. I should just get up and leave. He looked
around the room for signs of his angel, thinking he'd believe anything: An
odd quality of light. Rustling from the big black book. The only luminous object
was a TV in the corner; most of it was covered with blue velvet cloth.
I'm sorry
to disappoint you, he said, but I want to know about her. My kids need her
and I thought you could help. It's just that simple. And now I'm leaving. You
know? Like I'm getting up.
Mr. S! Roxanne
opened her eyes. Nothing is that simple. Why have you been alone all these
years? Why haven't you gotten married?
That's
a personal question.
I didn't
ask it. Your angel did.
Wives
don't grow on trees.
Have you
ever looked?
He
didn't answer. Roxanne's eyebrows fluttered. He watched while the silver rings
went up and down. Mr. S, she said softly, angels only know the truth. That's
why they can talk to talk to you. Angels are beyond. They're beyond
the crest of this current age.
He no longer
remembered whether he was supposed to be answering a question or asking one.
Roxanne leaned back in her chair. He leaned back, too, and they sat in silence.
There was a floating feeling in the room. It reminded him think of his wife
floating out of the house, in a nimbus of alcohol. It was almost a levitation,
the way she left, one Sunday morning, wearing a white angora dress that seemed
airborne. She floated out. Mrs. Martinez floated in. Where's Mom? Seth had
asked. She left for a while. Everything will be okay.
Is something
occurring to you, Mr. S?
No. And
you can call me John.
All right,
John. Is anything coming to mind?
No. Nothing.
Well I'm
hearing something. Do you want me to tell you?
If you want
to.
Well.....It's
a letter your wife left. A letter that said something like: We have a children,
a house, friends. And we're caught up in this ridiculous net, that people like
to think is the world. I want to go outside. I want to go back to where the
stars burn underwater. That's what I've been hearing....
He
remembered the letter. He kept it in the trunk where he kept the coat and read
it every Halloween when found costumes for the kids.
Does that
sound right to you? Roxanne asked.
Listen,
I didn't come here to get my mind read and I'm going to leave.
That's fine.
You can leave whenever you want to. But don't call me a mind-reader. I'm not
and neither is your angel. He's just lived your life. He's lived it from the
day you were born.
How
come he hasn't bothered to tell me?
Because.
You haven't asked him. Roxanne took a deep breath. Anyway, he's told me not
to quibble. And I happen to have something to
to tell you, which is that Mrs. Martinez wants to go back to Colombia.
Even if she gets killed there. She’s only staying because she's worried about
your kids, and also that you'll be too sad without her.
But she
says she wants to stay.
It doesn't
matter what she says. I'm telling you what she wants.
So there's
nothing I can do?
There’s
a lot you could do if you wanted to. Roxanne frowned. The lines between her
brows became dense. I'm sorry, Mr. S. she said. Your personal angel has to
leave. He's on call somewhere else. He sends his blessings. She leaned back,
breathed deeply. The frown relaxed. She opened her eyes. He saw she was
pale and drained.
Who is my
personal angel, anyway?
I can't
tell you his name, because you didn't tell him yours--at least not your full
one.
What
if I tell it to you now?
I'm sorry,
but he's gone. If he ever comes back, you can negotiate.
I don't understand.
I don't
either, except angels do everything on a basis of exchange.
Like money?
Like truth.
Oh Lord.
What do I owe you?
Nothing.
Your angel doesn't want you to pay me. He says you’re a special case.
How come?
He asked
me not to explain.
Why?
Something
about your rational mind, Mr. S. The way the circuitry is connected. He'll
tell you when he wants to.
He
stood up, feeling disembodied. He looked over at The Terrain of Madame
Blavatsky. He wondered if the book were a country. Roxanne stood up, too.
She looked smaller, more waif-like.
How long
have you been in this business?
Seven years.
What got
you into it?
I'm not
sure. Maybe if I knew I wouldn't be doing it. Roxanne looked around the room
and touched a fringe on the lampshade. As soon as I get my act together, I'm
getting out of this creepy house. That's why I'm sorry he wouldn't let you
pay me.
I'm glad
to pay you. Really.
I never
go against orders.
He left
her house, and stood outside, holding his coat and listening to the radio,
which Roxanne turned on the moment he left. He could hear someone talking about
Iraq, someone talking very fast. Someone riding the crest at a hundred miles
an hour.
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